and don't say frisbee either.What are some things I can do with Lady Gaga's "Born this way" album besides listening to it?
put the CD in the microwave, and prepare for the greatest lazer light show ever.
Or simply hold it over a camp fire or similar, and melt it down into liquid metal.
Break it in half with your forhead. Mail it to her with a peice of paper that just says FAIL on it. Eat it? Use it in some way, shape, or form while making love. Throw it back up because your stomach doesn't think eating it was a good idea; let alone the fact that you ate it whole. Talk to it as if it's your best friend, and then have a relationship ending argument where one of you throws a punch and gives the other a black eye, before crying your eyes out and apologizing profusely. Ride a tandem bike? Get married. Have a child. Die together, and be buried next to each other. Come back from the grave and turn everyone into Zombie GaGa Dancers. Rule this new Zombie GaGa Utopia, where strangely, the actual Lady GaGa is nowhere to be found. Suddenly freak out as she comes to destroy your empire for misusing her album in so many different and unspeakable ways. Be burned 'alive' so that nobody else can catch ZGGD fever from you. Roam the world as lost spirits forever.
Is that enough stuff for you? That should keep you busy for at least... I dunno, ten minutes or so.What are some things I can do with Lady Gaga's "Born this way" album besides listening to it?
Draw something that represents your feelings for every single song.
You can give it to someone who actually wants it.What are some things I can do with Lady Gaga's "Born this way" album besides listening to it?
You can pee on it
stick it up your anus.
Return it to the store and ask for a refund.
Just sell it to some little kid and go buy Park Life by Blur.
Score a three pointer into the dumpster!
Throw it away
Have a one night stand with it, make it think that you love it, and then pull an OJ or Casey Anthony.
Go give it back.
Why would you listen to it? Coaster.
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